Why am I afraid that...

reviews of Attack of the Clones will be better than the movie?

Even the review of the trailer in Entertainment Weekly had some guffaw lines, like a mention of Yoda's "syntax-challenged proclamation" that, "Begun, this Clone War has." (right, because there are *other* clone wars?). And I quite agree with their reviewer that "with all that cloning, no one tries it on Mr. Binks." And I am looking vaguely forward to the N'Synch Death Scenes.

So, yes, I will see it. But I'd rather save up my movie-loving energy for November & December.

A recommendation from Lori

Lori (of PoU fame) just told me about interesting "fanfic" - for Hamlet and Macbeth.

The Hamlet one is located here, and is written in iambic pentameter, of course, and features the cast of Scooby Doo thus:
The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
For much remains to us to be discussed.
And suitable reward must needs be found
For these, our young detectives and their hound.

And the Disney version of Macbeth is .... erp! we can't find it! Does anyone have it? Please point me to it! That Birnam Wood dance routine is too imaginable to miss!