Can someone please explain....

[heidi]

Why o why is there a draco/legolas Yahoogroup?

Is anyone on it? *What* do they discuss?

A: No, his blond hair is nicer!
B: No, his blond hair is nicer!

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[lizbee.livejournal.com]

Draco is prettier. He doesn't look like someone's big sister.

And suddenly, I don't feel nearly as tragic about moderating a Snape/Lily list...

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Snape/Lily? You haven't been reading HPfGU this week, have you? It's filled with snape/lily shippers proclaiming canon evidence for their ship.

Now, canon evidence is, at least, one thing that Draco/Legolas never has to worry about. Can you just see their first discussion?

Legolas: My ears look like that because I'm an elf, you sexy blond young wizard, you.

Draco: You mean you're an elf? Like, a house-elf? And you want to shagsnog with me? Ewwwww - my father said that I should let the elves serve me, but not in that way! Go slam your bloody ears in an oven, you tea-towel wearing sexy blond old elf person, you.

[dinahrae.livejournal.com]

quote Snape/Lily? You haven't been reading HPfGU this week, have you? It's filled with snape/lily shippers proclaiming canon evidence for their ship. unquote

Time and again I'm happy I didn't have time to switch from no-mail. Blah!

And I'm positive there IS canon-evidence for Draco/Legolas. It explains why his ears look like that, they were indeed to often jammed in said oven-doors. Tolkien-Elves exist in the HP universe!

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

HP4GU? I have about a fortnight's emails sitting somewhere on my computer, waiting to be read.

Offhand, I can think of two points of canon evidence for Snape/Lily: asphodel is a form of lily, associated with the dead, and wormwood is a plant that likes a shady situation (according to a botanically inclined friend).

I didn't say it was good canon evidence. But it amused me when I realised it.

And I'm suddenly thinking up kinky uses for tea towels, and I'm not in a good mental place.