Toys. HEROES Toys.

[heidi]

Thanks to canadian_turtle, I saw this press release about a Heroes World Tour to plug the dvd, which is cool and interesting and yeah.

But look about 2/3 of the way down.

"...publishing and toys..."

Publishing can mean one of three things: Nonfictional tie-ins about Making the Show
Comic Books in Print Form
Tie-in novels!

And toys.

Heroes toys!

I want a game of Operation featuring Claire and the Petrelli version of Clue. Hint: it's always Angela in the living room with the inapropriate and Manchurian-Candidate-esque touching.

I want Sylar watches and a Hiro-endorsed Old Skool gameboy. I don't want a JessNiki wardrobe.

I want HRG-brand horn rimmed glasses and a exploding Ted.

I want a GPS called MOLLY SURESH and maps with lift-off clear plastic sheets so you can map where everyone is, and all the interpersonal relationships.

And Nathan and Peter and Mohinder action figures, and a Super Glowing Ted. Will the Mohinder one come with a little wind-up taxi? The Hiro and Ando Set should come with a Versa.

And I want a way to IM you with my brain.

What do you want?

Comments

[littlewings04.livejournal.com]

Eeee! I want Sylar watches. I want action figures, oh, do I want action figures--and playsets! Isaac's Loft! Petrelli Mansion! Suresh Apartment! Primatech Holding Cells! I want Sylar brain candy. I want a Mohinder's Taxi Matchbox car and a Hiro&Ando's Versa Matchbox car. I want a Hiro toy sword. I want a Matt plushie (because he's such a woobie that I want to just love on him). I want a Mr Muggles plushie, too, dammit!

In short? I want everything. And a bag of chips.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, yummy! Playsets and plushies would be wonderful!

But which kind of chips? Claude-esque or US standard?

[littlewings04.livejournal.com]

Claude-esque. With malt vinegar, thanks!

I'm all about the playsets and plushies. I need a Matt to snuggle. Or a Sylar plushie with a plushie brain.

Ooooh, a whole line of Sylar snowglobes!

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

...and I want my Sylar doll to come with a snowglobe, and a Zane-accessory shirt. And a Primatech uniform.

[littlewings04.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, yes! And a bowl of ice cream.

[green-wing.livejournal.com]

*LOL* I want anything that includes Matt or Ted (*heee* I love the exploding Ted doll idea ;)

Oooooh shiny! I hope they do books and comics and stuff, I live for spending my money on books and comics :P

*eeee* Molly Suresh GPS...I want!!! :D

[12-12-12.livejournal.com]

The Peter action figure should come with a tiny brush, for the EmoBangs. :-)

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

And a rope for tug-o-war.

Erm.


And a tiny Vote Petrelli! badge?

[megaloo13.livejournal.com]

I want a Claude action figure! Claude comes with Punching Action and Stick Fighting Grip, as well pilfered pretzell and beer acessories. Dip him in cold water and he turns INVISIBLE!!!
Pigeon hut and Tardis sold seperately.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes!

But I thought the Tardis came with a duck?

[junesrose.livejournal.com]

Omg, too funny!!! Can't process what toys I want yet, but I'm very interested in reading everyone's possibilities!

(should we take inventory??/)

*snerk*

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Do you think, if we ask, they'll make Five Years On NYC Snowglobes?

[junesrose.livejournal.com]

OH. My. Goodness....

Hey, you know, Hasbro is about 5 miles away from me.... LOL! :)

[mandysbitch.livejournal.com]

Glow!Ted! BWAH!!!

I want my Peter and Nathan dolls to be talking dolls that say, "I love you, Nathan," and "I love you too." :)

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Canon.

[lostandalone22.livejournal.com]

They used to make dolls out of TV characters. This is so wrong, but I want a Peter doll to sleep with.

[violet-anchovy.livejournal.com]

Hi, came here via ninth_wonders!

If we're talking actual children's toys, there should be:

The Official Heroes Easy-Bake Waffle Iron
Isaac Mendez Paint-The-Future-By-Numbers
Uncle Sylar's Cockroach Farm
The Claude Raines Stick Of Punishment, by Nerf
Junior OWI Agent Kit (includes glasses, gun, isotope injector, and paper samples)
Claire Bennet, The Indestructible Fashion Doll (comes with two spare cheerleading uniforms; "Aquarium Outing," "New York Pretty," and "Dream Date With Uncle Peter" outfits sold separately)
My Little Mohinder (a toy lizard for people who aren't responsible enough to feed and care for a real one)

[athenienne.livejournal.com]

Hint: it's always Angela in the living room with the inapropriate and Manchurian-Candidate-esque touching.

That is responsible for inappropriate workplace laughter. I hope you're satisfied.

I want an Issac "Paint the Future By Number" kit.