Help! I'm stuck in the Bad Place!

And it's delaying my beta of IP14 for almost 10 more minutes, because I need to check these out one more time.

Greetings from The Bad Place!

Welcome To The Bad Place

An illustrated FILK

Welcome to the Bad Place
We've got piccies, girls!
We got everything you want,
Honey, we know the urls.
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need.
If you got a fanfic, honey
Denizens will be pleased.

CHORUS:

In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees.
Hey! In that pic, Harry bleeds!

Welcome to the Bad Place
CoS is in seventy days.
You'll see it how many times? Three?
Or d'you mean three a day?
Of course, they're quite, um, talented boys.
And we're easy to please.
With a bit of wandlight,
And a broom stuck in a tree.
In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Look! Tom's got something serpentine.
No, not that Tom - the other. *Scream*

Welcome to the Bad Place,
It gets better everyday.
No pics of Hagrid and his animals
In the Bad Place where we play.
If you got a hunger for what you see
They'll link to more eventually.
You can have anything you want
If you share your urls with me.

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in the Bad Place, baby.
Hey! Those boys fly!
In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees,
In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Lucius' stick - it's serpentine!

---

The preceeding is dedicated to Fran, Nancy and Jen, who made my morning by sharing their real-time thoughts about the pictures with me using words that featured a large proportion of the letter "E", and a discussion of how appropriate VH1 Classics was being this morning, in playing Union Of The Snake, Into Temptation and Obsession within the hour.
(Thanks to Malfoi and Madhuri for their comments as well)