Welcome To The Bad Place

[heidi]

An illustrated FILK

Welcome to the Bad Place
We've got piccies, girls!
We got everything you want,
Honey, we know the urls.
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need.
If you got a fanfic, honey
Denizens will be pleased.

CHORUS:

In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees.
Hey! In that pic, Harry bleeds!

Welcome to the Bad Place
CoS is in seventy days.
You'll see it how many times? Three?
Or d'you mean three a day?
Of course, they're quite, um, talented boys.
And we're easy to please.
With a bit of wandlight,
And a broom stuck in a tree.
In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Look! Tom's got something serpentine.
No, not that Tom - the other. *Scream*

Welcome to the Bad Place,
It gets better everyday.
No pics of Hagrid and his animals
In the Bad Place where we play.
If you got a hunger for what you see
They'll link to more eventually.
You can have anything you want
If you share your urls with me.

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in the Bad Place, baby.
Hey! Those boys fly!
In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees,
In the Bad Place,
Welcome to the Bad Place.
Lucius' stick - it's serpentine!

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The preceeding is dedicated to Fran, Nancy and Jen, who made my morning by sharing their real-time thoughts about the pictures with me using words that featured a large proportion of the letter "E", and a discussion of how appropriate VH1 Classics was being this morning, in playing Union Of The Snake, Into Temptation and Obsession within the hour.
(Thanks to Malfoi and Madhuri for their comments as well)

Comments

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

::sighs::

So I've just recovered from the new pics and cleaned the drool off my keyboard -- when I snarf alcoholic chocolate-y stuff and have to start all over again.

And it's all. your. fault. Damn filks.

Dead funny, though. Thanks.

[eibbil-libbie.livejournal.com]

Heidi -- I don't know what could be better over morning coffee than those pics. I'm gonna be sighing all over the place as I think of my dear Dirty!Harry.

*sigh* Sick and twisted, I am. :D

Libbie

[frances-potter.livejournal.com]

Still grinning like a stupid person. In the process of making desktops. Wondering if I can steal high-quality paper for the purposes of printing things.

In a bad place ... a very bad place...

[queerasjohn.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

Wh00t.

[twelveeyes.livejournal.com]

I am *so* staying in the Bad Place for ever and ever and writing crappy backslash.

filk

[rubydebrazier.livejournal.com]

That was so cute! It was eerily similar to the original in its lyrics. And as always, thank you for the pics.

[tobymalfoy.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
Yay for the Bad Place!

[zorb]

Whoa. That song popped into my head while I was looking at the pics. Scrolled up a little more, found this, and died. *gigglesquee*

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, the Bad Place. I am still trying to convince my RL friends how easy it is to get there- how close they already live...

Meliel Tathariel

[shakespearechic.livejournal.com]

Love the filk, but that is all I can say because I am still having trouble breathing after seeing those pics. Draco...*mmmm*... Quidditch!Draco... *drools*

[sundancekid.livejournal.com]

Heidi, you are so brilliant.

[jlh.livejournal.com]

Heidi, you are brilliant.

You know, if GnR had sung this version last week, they might have gone over better . . .

[nmalfoy.livejournal.com]

Love it! Thought of another fun 80's song... Adam Ant: "Strip".

*Smugly moves into her condo in the Bad Place*

[philonightmare.livejournal.com]

Lol. That was utterly priceless. Good job, I like how you put Lucius at the end. When I first saw that pic of him on Ali Wildgoose's lj, I was like: "uh....yeah." That's all one has to say when they see *that*. ;) Doesn't Tom Felton look SO dead sexy? I want him to cut the crap with that damn hair gel though.

[rachet.livejournal.com]

That was AWESOME! Hope you don't mind but I sent it off to some friends who would very much appreciate it. Must share the joy!

Damn....missed Union of the Snake. Sad. :-(

*off to dig up her cassette of GnR to sing the above at the top of her lungs*