Fw: Website Suggestion

[heidi]

I just had to share the spam:

From: Joe Butch <webmaster@wrongfuldeathlawfirms.com>
To: Heidi
Subject: Website Suggestion
Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 15:54:21 -0400

Hello

My name is Joe Butch and I'm with WrongfulDeathLawFirms.com. Our site
is dedicated to informing the public about wrongful death as well as
providing the service of locating local attorneys and law firms for
anyone in the United States.

We have recently come upon astronomytower.org and we believe that your
site's audience will take advantage of the service we provide. That's
why we would like to inform you about our site and to propose
submitting our link to your web page located at
www.astronomytower.org/authorLinks/Hasapi/Last_Will_And_Testament

Our site information is:

URL: http://www.WrongfulDeathLawFirms.com
Title: Wrongful Death Lawyer
Description: Find lawyers and law firms that handle all areas of
wrongful death cases. Including funeral expenses, lost of wages, pain
and suffering and lost of benefits.

We would appreciate it if you could include a link to our site on your
web page.
Thank you and all the folks at astronomytower.org for your time and
consideration.

Sincerely,

Joe Butch
Wrongful Death Law Firms
100 West Cypress Creek Rd. Suite 1050
Fort Lauderdale, Fl 33309
webmaster@WrongfulDeathLawFirms.com
1-800-631-5158 Ext. 225

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Comments

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

*Blinks.* *Is confoozed.*

He's right, you know...

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

It was a wrongful death on the astronomy tower!

*weeps for Albus*

Re: He's right, you know...

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Dammit, you beat me to it!

Re: He's right, you know...

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

*moves down the idea bench so that you can share*

Re: He's right, you know...

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

You're so good to me.

Re: He's right, you know...

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. Personally, I think that flying right toward the Astronomy Tower, when it had a great big Dark Mark hanging over it, constituted criminal negligence at the very least.

What Dumbledore should have done was send a Patronus to carry a message to the members of the Order at the school and Flooed the Ministry Aurors from Hogsmeade. He still could have been killed after that, but at least I'd have felt that he tried to get back-up, and that he wasn't willfully catapulting himself and Harry into danger.

Re: He's right, you know...

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

See, now you're using that mysterious logic. :)

[zorb]

That's fantastic.

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

He probably thinks that depressed people are leaping to their deaths from the Astronomy Tower. Don't tell him about the old man who was blasted over the parapet by a blasting curse Avada Kedavra.

[slytherincesss.livejournal.com]

I supposed someone had to be the last to know that Snape killed Dumbledore...

[photosinensis.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm impressed. Somebody doesn't understand fic, I see.

[nightfalltwen.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he actually read that fic and is a fan.

[ginsu.livejournal.com]

You can reverse-engineer the psychology here fairly easily.

"I am a wrongful death attorney. I believe in advertising, and indeed require it, if I am to stay in business. That's why I also pay for late-night and daytime TV ads.

"The cheapest form of advertising, though, is online. Web sites which use specific keywords such as last will and testament are the most likely to relate to my business.

"I should therefore use Google to find as many such sites as I can, and send their admins e-mail asking for a free link to my own site. Most will ignore me, but some will respond, and of those some will create the link. Since my cost in asking is effectively zero, I may as well ask the maximum possible number."

[stormwynd.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering if the spammer used some sort of autobot to do the searching and spamming automatically. The letter certainly has that Form Letter Aroma to it.

[ginsu.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. That's why it says "astronomytower.org" instead of Astronomy Tower; the domain name is easy to abstract automatically from the Google-caught URL.

[misscake]

It's the atrocious typos that keep getting me. Can you sue for Wrongful Beta Review? Assuming they had one, of course.