An ode to the new FictionAlley
Dec. 3rd, 2005 07:53 amHave you seen the new FA?
Have you had your fic fix today?
Look! Fics and essays hand in hand!
Ain't it splendid? Ain't it grand?
Yes, we moved the Park, it's true
- and Point Me! and the review boards, too.
Please don't panic! Don't be blue.
The old URLs redirect for you.
Changing your fic houses? No longer banned!
Just [edit] and we'll carry out your command.
Try [edit]ing in a character or ship.
Try submitting an essay to HIP!
Did your fic get jossed? All's not lost!
[edit] to say when 'twas wrote
and we'll add a little note.
Speaking of getting lost,
no need to worry if you do:
we've got something to help you!
Have a look at the tutorial.
It'll help you in a blink!
(Did I mention HPInkPot? Er, yeah, it's pink!)
No need to throw your laptop in the bin,
but for all this editing you'll need to be logged in.
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Have you seen the new FA?
Have you had your fix today?
You've seen GoF! And?
Is it splendid, dross or grand?
If you want some Albus/Cedric,
why, the new FAPen-Sieve'll find it real quick!
Try combining!
Snape now or Snape back then?
Just tell it when...
Harry/Ginny? James and Lily?
Try the ship lists.
Looking for Minny?
All the characters are right here, silly.
We've fics sorted by era, date and genre,
or maybe you want a random number?
We've a list of all our authors,
but that's quite long:
don't click there unless your connection's strong!
Quickly now,
try editing our Wiki.
Discussion, links and facts galore!
Go ahead, add some more.
Something wrong? Don't be glum!
We all know that's for Krum.
Just let us
know
and we'll let you get on with the show.
Wait, what show?
Why, Movie-verse, of
course!
You can choose that as a genre now!
Historical, Challenge or Essay
Epistolary, Mystery... Mariah Carey!?
Au contraire! Auroritessa Jane River
Blackwing de Macquarie!
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Have you seen the new FA?
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Yes, it's splendid! Yes, it's grand!
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Yes, it's splendid! Yes! It's! Grand!
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Date: 2005-12-03 08:00 pm (UTC)