heidi | An ode to the new FictionAlley

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Yes, we moved the Park, it's true

- and Point Me! and the review boards, too.

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The old URLs redirect for you.

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Wait, what show?

Why, Movie-verse, of
course!

You can choose that as a genre now!

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