Memes Ahoy!
Aug. 28th, 2005 09:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
heidiI feel like I'm late to the party, but that's what happens when you spend two days without electricity. Along those lines, best wishes to everyone in the New Orleans area - my brother in law is en route to Houston, fleeing ahead of the storm - he said it took three hours to get to Baton Rouge where it would normally take only an hour. Hugs and safety to you all! And now, onto the memes:
First, a note - I have left off all the real people including Crowded House, Donald Trump, George Lucas in Cartoon Form and myself, because while pairing Tim Finn & Tom Riddle has its intrigues, RP shipping just isn't my thing.
Anakin skywalker
Bruce Wayne
Oh, the angst! Oh, the swordplay! Oh, the subtextual impact of Liam Neeson-portrayals on their training process!
Cher Horowitz
Dean Thomas
So, like, you're magical? That is so cute!
Draco Malfoy
Elizabeth Swann
Oh, this would be lovely. She'd smack him silly if he got all weepy in the lavs, but then he'd show off his Hand of Glory and explain its usefulness in piracy and then she'd swoon but not in the fall-off-a-cliff way.
Eloise
Harry Potter
While I have a very hard time imagining Eloise grown up, I can see a little!eloise/little!harry scenario that vaguely resembles If You Kill the Bird, but without abusive!Lucius showing up.
Hermione Granger
James Hook
I guess he needs a new storyteller?
Jonathan Crane
Lucius Malfoy
This, pre-Batman Begins, with a wormhole from Azkaban to Arkham, could be very intriguing, and very pretty. And that would work, timeline wise, with BB set in 2005 and Lucius in Azkaban in 1996 or 1997, when Jonathan was still doing his initial research on fear issues. And it would work if the final ingredient in the fear toxin was Essenceof Breeding Dementor...
Luke Skywalker
Luna Lovegood
So that's why he stops whining?
Mike Bell
Neo
Those of you who actually watched the 1970's Tomorrow People series would truly appreciate the manner in which this amuses me.
Pansy Parkinson
Peter Pettigrew
She would never, ever, go for him. Mostly because he used to belong to Ron.
Remus Lupin
Ron Weasley
Erm. No, I don't see it. Ron is so far to the het side of the scale.
Sirius Black
Severus Snape
Hatesex, as per usual.
Tom Riddle
Willy Wonka
So the last horcrux is in a Golden Ticket, then?
Veruca Salt
Zacharias Smith
Zach: My family is descended from witches and wizards dating back a thousand years!
Veruca: I was kidnapped by squirrels!
Seriously, they'd probably hit it off and spend hours joyfully bitching and snarking at people. Now that's banter!
Ah, and now I can add the Darth & Boba icon, as it won't screw up the list...
I may come back later and do a "mixed fandoms" one, but for now, sticking with HP
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Eloise Midgen
Two: Draco Malfoy
Three: Regulus Black
Four: Cormac McLaggen
Five: Remus Lupin
Six: Terry Boot
Seven: Harry Potter
Eight: Sirius Black
Nine: Stan Shunpike
Ten: James Potter
Eleven: Moaning Myrtle
Twelve: Dean Thomas
And now, the questions...
Have you ever read a Terry Boot/Moaning Myrtle fic? Do you want to?
Wasn't this a subplot in Nocturne Alley at one point, when Terry was doing his Meetings Under the Stairs thing?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No, but I am sure that various Hogwarts students do.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Dean got Sirius pregnant? I'd be thrilled because it would mean Sirius was still alive yay!
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No. And I wish I could, because there were so many stories about Sirius or Lucius in Azkaban - why not go for the situations of the more minor characters there?
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco and Terry? Talk about emo-potential!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Remus/Stan or Remus/James? Of course, Remus/James. It would explain why Movie!Remus felt Lily was such an undertstanding person!
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Harry walked in on Draco and Dean post-book-six, he'd probably hex them both and call in the aurors, and also suspect that Draco had only seduced Dean to trap him into doing harm to Harry. Had this happened pre-books-six, he probably would have just not trusted Dean again. Ever.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Everyone in the Order thought that Severus Snape was the one who teamed up with Dumbledore to save the Potters, but nobody realised that behind the scenes, Regulus Black would do anything to keep the object of his childhood crush safe.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Eloise/Sirius - no, but what if she has a Stubby Boardman poster on her wall?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Only Two Remaining
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Quidditch. Cheerleaders.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
: looks
: takes names
: counts names
'Bout 400 or so, at least at one time or another.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm sure some would if there was any. And there should be some! C'mon Snape/Lily people! Let's get some diversity! Let's get some Regulus/Lily! What if she tutored him in Potions?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, a substantial few.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Draco/Cormac/Remus? I'm sure someone would if they pulled it in a challenge or exchange.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
General passion: Run, Lily!
Het passion: Lily!
Slash passion: "Sirius! Or possibly Remus! Or perhaps even Snape!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A Boat on the Sea. For more, click here.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Eloise/Terry/Dean. Fluff!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I've got a time turner and I'm not afraid to use it!"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday. Latest chapter of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sam_storyteller's Cartographer's Craft. Which is really about Sirius, but has a lot of Remus too.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Eyeliner is Terry Boot's perpetual turn-on.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
She'd shag anyone, if she could, that Myrtle.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
If Harry and Regulus did, they'd switch. Of course, it would require a time turner or for three (Regulus) to not be dead.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Eloise and Stan are in a happy relationship until Stan suddenly runs off with Cormac. Eloise, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Myrtle and a brief, unhappy affair with Dean, then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Regulus.
I'd read it, and I could probably talktea_and_toast, jlh and slytherincess into reading it. I'd ask copperbadge to write it, and then it would end up disproportionately focused on the good advice provided by Remus.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Time turner? Groovy! Sans time turner? Well, if it meant Sirius wasn't dead...
First, a note - I have left off all the real people including Crowded House, Donald Trump, George Lucas in Cartoon Form and myself, because while pairing Tim Finn & Tom Riddle has its intrigues, RP shipping just isn't my thing.
Anakin skywalker
Bruce Wayne
Oh, the angst! Oh, the swordplay! Oh, the subtextual impact of Liam Neeson-portrayals on their training process!
Cher Horowitz
Dean Thomas
So, like, you're magical? That is so cute!
Draco Malfoy
Elizabeth Swann
Oh, this would be lovely. She'd smack him silly if he got all weepy in the lavs, but then he'd show off his Hand of Glory and explain its usefulness in piracy and then she'd swoon but not in the fall-off-a-cliff way.
Eloise
Harry Potter
While I have a very hard time imagining Eloise grown up, I can see a little!eloise/little!harry scenario that vaguely resembles If You Kill the Bird, but without abusive!Lucius showing up.
Hermione Granger
James Hook
I guess he needs a new storyteller?
Jonathan Crane
Lucius Malfoy
This, pre-Batman Begins, with a wormhole from Azkaban to Arkham, could be very intriguing, and very pretty. And that would work, timeline wise, with BB set in 2005 and Lucius in Azkaban in 1996 or 1997, when Jonathan was still doing his initial research on fear issues. And it would work if the final ingredient in the fear toxin was Essenceof Breeding Dementor...
Luke Skywalker
Luna Lovegood
So that's why he stops whining?
Mike Bell
Neo
Those of you who actually watched the 1970's Tomorrow People series would truly appreciate the manner in which this amuses me.
Pansy Parkinson
Peter Pettigrew
She would never, ever, go for him. Mostly because he used to belong to Ron.
Remus Lupin
Ron Weasley
Erm. No, I don't see it. Ron is so far to the het side of the scale.
Sirius Black
Severus Snape
Hatesex, as per usual.
Tom Riddle
Willy Wonka
So the last horcrux is in a Golden Ticket, then?
Veruca Salt
Zacharias Smith
Zach: My family is descended from witches and wizards dating back a thousand years!
Veruca: I was kidnapped by squirrels!
Seriously, they'd probably hit it off and spend hours joyfully bitching and snarking at people. Now that's banter!
Ah, and now I can add the Darth & Boba icon, as it won't screw up the list...
I may come back later and do a "mixed fandoms" one, but for now, sticking with HP
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Eloise Midgen
Two: Draco Malfoy
Three: Regulus Black
Four: Cormac McLaggen
Five: Remus Lupin
Six: Terry Boot
Seven: Harry Potter
Eight: Sirius Black
Nine: Stan Shunpike
Ten: James Potter
Eleven: Moaning Myrtle
Twelve: Dean Thomas
And now, the questions...
Have you ever read a Terry Boot/Moaning Myrtle fic? Do you want to?
Wasn't this a subplot in Nocturne Alley at one point, when Terry was doing his Meetings Under the Stairs thing?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No, but I am sure that various Hogwarts students do.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Dean got Sirius pregnant? I'd be thrilled because it would mean Sirius was still alive yay!
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No. And I wish I could, because there were so many stories about Sirius or Lucius in Azkaban - why not go for the situations of the more minor characters there?
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco and Terry? Talk about emo-potential!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Remus/Stan or Remus/James? Of course, Remus/James. It would explain why Movie!Remus felt Lily was such an undertstanding person!
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Harry walked in on Draco and Dean post-book-six, he'd probably hex them both and call in the aurors, and also suspect that Draco had only seduced Dean to trap him into doing harm to Harry. Had this happened pre-books-six, he probably would have just not trusted Dean again. Ever.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Everyone in the Order thought that Severus Snape was the one who teamed up with Dumbledore to save the Potters, but nobody realised that behind the scenes, Regulus Black would do anything to keep the object of his childhood crush safe.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Eloise/Sirius - no, but what if she has a Stubby Boardman poster on her wall?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Only Two Remaining
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Quidditch. Cheerleaders.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
: looks
: takes names
: counts names
'Bout 400 or so, at least at one time or another.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm sure some would if there was any. And there should be some! C'mon Snape/Lily people! Let's get some diversity! Let's get some Regulus/Lily! What if she tutored him in Potions?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, a substantial few.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Draco/Cormac/Remus? I'm sure someone would if they pulled it in a challenge or exchange.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
General passion: Run, Lily!
Het passion: Lily!
Slash passion: "Sirius! Or possibly Remus! Or perhaps even Snape!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A Boat on the Sea. For more, click here.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Eloise/Terry/Dean. Fluff!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I've got a time turner and I'm not afraid to use it!"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday. Latest chapter of
sam_storyteller's Cartographer's Craft. Which is really about Sirius, but has a lot of Remus too. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Eyeliner is Terry Boot's perpetual turn-on.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
She'd shag anyone, if she could, that Myrtle.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
If Harry and Regulus did, they'd switch. Of course, it would require a time turner or for three (Regulus) to not be dead.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Eloise and Stan are in a happy relationship until Stan suddenly runs off with Cormac. Eloise, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Myrtle and a brief, unhappy affair with Dean, then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Regulus.
I'd read it, and I could probably talk
tea_and_toast, jlh and slytherincess into reading it. I'd ask copperbadge to write it, and then it would end up disproportionately focused on the good advice provided by Remus. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Time turner? Groovy! Sans time turner? Well, if it meant Sirius wasn't dead...
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Date: 2005-08-28 02:32 pm (UTC)No. And I wish I could, because there were so many stories about Sirius or Lucius in Azkaban - why not go for the situations of the more minor characters there?
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Date: 2005-08-28 04:41 pm (UTC)Also, I love your 3/10 summary. XD
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Date: 2005-08-28 05:11 pm (UTC)I hope you and your family are all safe from the hurricane now.
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Date: 2005-08-30 02:04 pm (UTC)