semitranscript of a phone conversation

[heidi]

Cassie: You know, I do think Baz Luhrmann should do a version of the Crusades to the greatest hits of Right Said Fred.
Heidi: http://us.imdb.com/Credits?0327405
Cassie: Dies

Comments

[ari-o.livejournal.com]

*is having horrible visions of Leo!Alexander strutting around his empire to Right Said Fred*


I'm too sexy for the Persians...

*also dies*

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

uh Oh. You know, somewhere on the web, an "I'm Too Sexy" video starring Gandalf/Ian McKellen is to be found. It really, really is *so* wrong. But of course now, whenever I hear or think of the song, Gandalf keeps shoving his hips to the beat of the music... *facepalms*

[dinahrae.livejournal.com]

Here it is. (http://versaphile.com/fanwork/lotr/toosexy.html)

[rachet.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

That was hilarious!!!

[phoenixsong]

*wibble & shudder*

[queerasjohn.livejournal.com]

NO! NOOOO! You are kidding. Dude, Alexander was a BIG FAG... :D!

[stormwynd.livejournal.com]

Indeed he was. There's a reason why he was called "the Great"... ^_^

Ever since I heard about this movie, I've been wondering if gay!Alexander was going to be shown on screen. Not that I'd like to see Leo in the arms of another guy or anything. (sigh)

[gallowglass.livejournal.com]

Nah, he was called 'the Great' because he had fabulous PR. Well, right up to the time his insane paranoia made him have his PR bloke executed...

[rachet.livejournal.com]

I'll be seeing it!

Too bad it's Leo, though.

Oh well....he'll look the part, I guess. AtG was supposedly really young when he did all he did.

[alyeska.livejournal.com]

"I'm too sexy for this chain mail, too sexy for this chain mail
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan"

*Falls over from laughing.*

[morganmalfoy.livejournal.com]

This rocks my world.

-M