WWHD?

[heidi]

Okay, so we have to wait a few weeks to see what Cassie's Harry will do in response to being smooched in that dark alleyway... so you may be wondering - what would other fandom Harrys do when smooched, out of the blue, in a dark alley, by Draco?

IP!Harry would say, "Stop toying with my feelings!" Then there would be 32 more chapters of angst.

LUW!Harry would say "Ma Nishtana!" (why is this night different from all other nights?" and snog him right back.

PoUniverse!Harry would use all his superspy moves, sort of like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, then possibly decapitate him with his Mage powers, all the while yelling, "You seduced my then-girlfriend-to-be AND my ex-girlfriend and now you're after me too?"

Unlikely Coven!Harry: Hermione would slap Draco and send him back to John for more yoga lessons

TiP!Harry would pull away and say, "Oh, I always knew you wanted to do that. Hermione could tell years ago and warned me to be on the alert. I just didn't think you'd wait until after you were married."

PsychicSerpent!Harry's answer would be dependent on what universe they were in, although he'd always assume it was well within the realm of possibilities for any Draco.

AfterTheEnd!Harry would hit Draco with Rock #47. And there would be much rejoicing - not about the kiss, but about the hitting.

And if it happened in Surfeit of Curses...

Wait! I haven't finished the last chapter yet! How do you know it won't?

Any more hypothetical Fanfic!Harry Reactions?

Comments

[ali-wildgoose.livejournal.com]

Snitch!Harry - "I'm NOT GAY!! I'M BI-CURIOUS!!!"

:D

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

*howls*

Then there's SotF!Harry who would be so clueless he would just blink at Draco: "What is it, Malfoy? What do you need this time?"

[rachet.livejournal.com]

PoUniverse!Harry would use all his superspy moves, sort of like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, then possibly decapitate him with his Mage powers, all the while yelling, "You seduced my then-girlfriend-to-be AND my ex-girlfriend and now you're after me too?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Yes!!!!

PsychicSerpent!Harry's answer would be dependent on what universe they were in, although he'd always assume it was well within the realm of possibilities for any Draco.

*snort* Too true.

Then there's Snitch!Harry who would throw Draco to the ground and proceed to have some of the best sex of their lives with the Death Eaters watching them then take off for another car chase through downtown London in brown Minis and stolen cop cars.

[queerasjohn.livejournal.com]

Reflections/Cadence!Harry would cuddle Draco in the rain. *nodnod*

[queerasjohn.livejournal.com]

and Not Just A River In Egypt Harry would go screw someone who wasn't Ron. >:)

--Procrastinating!J

[nmalfoy.livejournal.com]

MPI!Harry would look at Draco wide-eyed, blush slightly, then kiss him back after murmuring "About time you figured it out."

[zhonnika.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! too true, too true! *cuddles MPI!Harry and Draco even though they'd likely hate that*

~jen

[karabou.livejournal.com]

This is too funny... I just had to comment that. :)

[ari-o.livejournal.com]

Red Light District Harry would invite everyone to come and smooch Draco too.

[cygnusfap.livejournal.com]

HOTD!Harry would be very, very surprised, as he's dead.

[melieltathariel.livejournal.com]

My Harry would say, "This is another evil plot, isn't it."

[(Anonymous)]

Those are hilarious!! :D

HHPGHGB (http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/Durendal/) Harry would probably say, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays."

I'm sure I'll think of lots more later (I've already done a different version of this!), and I hope people keep posting!

~Mark356 (http://www.mark356.net/journal.html)

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

origins!harry would take that moment to realize that's what he'd wanted all along [and snog back after a moment's hesitation, thereby melting malfoy's ickle little heart] :D *coughs*
my personal opinion, of course, is that -any- harry would really be naturally inclined in that direction :D

eheheh. awww. origins!harry is a sap, really :D

just_harry might faint dead away, on the other hand >:D<

[marysiak.livejournal.com]

Marks We Bear!Harry would snog him right back with muchos passion then spend the next week avoiding him while muttering "I don't have to be gay if I don't want to be!" under his breath. Hermione would roll her eyes in exasperation.

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Veela Magic!Harry would punch him. (At least, right now he would... later chapters, on the other hand...) And then the rest of my plot would not happen because Harry would tell Cho, who would tell Fleur, and wait, I've said too much.

[llemma.livejournal.com]

TWAV Harry would be unbearably sexy; mutter something cryptic and British; then vanish into thin air, probably to snog someone way hipper and less angsty who's got better things to do than hang on his every word.

Sniffle.