Look! I have an Evil Plan!(tm)

[heidi]

My objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

My motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

How do I do it? Let's see what the Evil Plan Generator recommends:

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first expose a diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of mean English teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will demonstrate your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from an Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new goddess.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.