What would happen if Valentine and Mireille were in the Zone?
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"We are not nuns yet, thank God," said Valentine, passing her Marlboro Light to Mireille.
"I'm thinking we can snag a couple soldier boys," said Mireille. "Soldiers rule."
"I have heard," Valentine whispered to her cousin, "that the soldiers do kewl things to nuns! If a soldier should come upon a DIVA in the woods, for example, he immediately takes a thing out of his pants and he puts it into the DIVA, and stirs it about. And then when he has finished, the DIVA has a baby! That's why I want a soldier for my spoon."
"Whoa!" cried Mireille.
"I want a soldier to stir his thing in me," decided Valentine.
"I wanna be stirred too," pouted Mireille.
"I wanna be stirred like cheese soup," pontificated Valentine.
"I wanna be stirred like Betty Crocker batter," filibustered Mireille.
The two cousins solemnly high fived each other, then went on.
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Date: 2007-04-04 06:08 pm (UTC)**
"We are not nuns yet, thank God," said Valentine, passing her Marlboro Light to Mireille.
"I'm thinking we can snag a couple soldier boys," said Mireille. "Soldiers rule."
"I have heard," Valentine whispered to her cousin, "that the soldiers do kewl things to nuns! If a soldier should come upon a DIVA in the woods, for example, he immediately takes a thing out of his pants and he puts it into the DIVA, and stirs it about. And then when he has finished, the DIVA has a baby! That's why I want a soldier for my spoon."
"Whoa!" cried Mireille.
"I want a soldier to stir his thing in me," decided Valentine.
"I wanna be stirred too," pouted Mireille.
"I wanna be stirred like cheese soup," pontificated Valentine.
"I wanna be stirred like Betty Crocker batter," filibustered Mireille.
The two cousins solemnly high fived each other, then went on.