Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals

My husband and I were talking about naominovik's Temeraire series last week while on a long drive, in the middle of talking about Passover, and we wondered how a dragon belonging to a Jewish family or working with a Jewish aviator would deal with Passover (or kashrut laws in general), and it seems someone else was wondering about a wider range of imaginary creatures, and whether they'd be treyf or kosher.

Check out Evil Monkey’s Guide to Kosher Imaginary Animals so you can learn whether a Jackalope is kosher, and whether a rabbi will marry you to a mermaid - assuming she is either born Jewish, or converts.

Which leads me to wonder - do Jewish mermaids need to go to the Mikva? Or are they perpetually Mikva-ized?

I've got six things on my mind...

Quick meme for me to have on my mind tomorrow while I'm stuck in a conference for most of the day:

Name a pairing - whether or not I ship it - in any of the fandoms I participate in/fangirl, and I'll give you a song that makes me think of said pairing.


Fandoms include:
Harry Potter
Supernatural
Heroes
Doctor Who/Torchwood (note: I haven't watched any of Sarah Jane and am spotty on the old-school series)
Tomorrow People
Star Wars (movies only)
LoTR
Chuck
Friends
The Eight